1967 Topps Soupy Sales Set Checklist
| Issue | Card # | Weight | |
|---|---|---|---|
| GIRDLES DON'T LIE THEY JUST REDISTRIBUTE THE TRUTH | 1 | 1.00 | |
| KEEP YOUR NAILS CLEAN AND YOU WON'T HAVE A DIRTY HAMMER | 2 | 1.00 | |
| THINGS ALWAYS LOOK GREENER IN THE OTHER GUY'S WALLET | 3 | 1.00 | |
| LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA IF YOU LIKE TO GARGLE SNOW | 4 | 1.00 | |
| A GOOD DAY'S WORK NEVER HURT ANYONE AND NEITHER DID A GOOD DAY'S REST | 5 | 1.00 | |
| WHEN THINGS LOOK BLACK SEND THEM TO THE LAUNDRY | 6 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T TAKE A BATH IN THE FRONT ROOM YOU MIGHT LEAVE RING AROUND THE WALLS | 7 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T KISS A GIRL UNDER THE MISTLETOE IT'S MORE FUN KISSING HER UNDER THE NOSE | 8 | 1.00 | |
| PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD DRESS IN THE BASEMENT | 9 | 1.00 | |
| IT'S ALWAYS EASIER TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER WHEN THE OTHER GUY IS BIGGER | 10 | 1.00 | |
| IT'S BETTER TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH | 11 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT YOU HAVE FALSE TEETH UNLESS IT COMES OUT IN A CONVERSATION | 12 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T BITE YOUR NAILS THEY'RE FOR HANGING UP THINGS | 13 | 1.00 | |
| LOOK FOR THE SILVER LINING AND YOU'LL HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE JACKET IN TOWN | 14 | 1.00 | |
| THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH BUT DON'T LET A DOCTOR KNOW THIS | 15 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOUR GIRL SWEARS SHE'S NEVER BEEN KISSED SHE HAS A RIGHT TO SWEAR | 16 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T BITE YOUR NAILS ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A CARPENTER | 17 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU CAN'T BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL COMB | 18 | 1.00 | |
| LOVE YOUR ENEMIES BOY WILL IT CONFUSE THEM | 19 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T FEED LEMONS TO YOUR CAT OR YOU'LL HAVE A SOUR PUSS | 20 | 1.00 | |
| DO A GOOD TURN EVERY DAY EVEN IF IT MAKES YOU DIZZY | 21 | 1.00 | |
| THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER BUT THE PEARL BELONGS TO THE GUY NEXT DOOR | 22 | 1.00 | |
| NEVER KICK A MAN WHEN HE'S DOWN UNLESS YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER | 23 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK THERE'S ENOUGH WATER IN IT ALREADY | 24 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T LET GRASS GROW UNDER YOUR FEET IT TICKLES | 25 | 1.00 | |
| BE TRUE TO YOUR TEETH AND THEY WON'T BE FALSE TO YOU | 26 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T PLAY WITH DADDY'S PIPE HE DOESN'T SMOKE YOUR TOYS | 27 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOUR RUG WEARS OUT DON'T GET A NEW ONE HAVE THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET CARPETED | 28 | 1.00 | |
| BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER SO IS TOOTHPASTE | 29 | 1.00 | |
| BEFORE YOU HANG YOUR CLOTHES MAKE SURE THEY GET A FAIR TRIAL | 30 | 1.00 | |
| SHOW ME A BABY WITH FEVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOTSY TOTSY | 31 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOUR DATE WON'T KISS YOU IN A CANOE PADDLE HER BACK | 32 | 1.00 | |
| SHOW ME A PINEAPPLE THAT PLAYS THE TRUMPET AND I'LL SHOW YOU A TUTTI FRUITTI | 33 | 1.00 | |
| THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT BOX TOP | 34 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOUR WIFE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE DON'T STAND IN HER WAY | 35 | 1.00 | |
| KEEP YOUR CHIN UP IT'LL KEEP THE MILK FROM DRIPPING ON YOUR CLOTHES | 36 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T BITE YOUR NAILS OR YOUR STOMACH WILL NEED A MANICURE | 37 | 1.00 | |
| SHOW ME A BEATNIK BIRD THAT SINGS AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HAIRY CANARY | 38 | 1.00 | |
| THERE'S ONLY ONE DISADVANTAGE IN ARRIVING ON TIME THERE'S NOBODY THERE TO APPRECIATE IT | 39 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ASK FOR CATSUP IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT | 40 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH TWICE A YEAR SEE YOUR DENTIST EVERY DAY | 41 | 1.00 | |
| NEVER TALK ABOUT A BUTTER KNIFE YOU KNOW HOW THOSE THINGS SPREAD | 42 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOUR BISCUITS LOOK PINK MAYBE YOU'RE CRULLER BLIND | 43 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU GET THE KEY TO THE CITY MAKE SURE YOU CHECK ALL THE LOCKS AND THE BAGELS TOO | 44 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T SPILL FOOD ON THE FLOOR IT MIGHT GIVE THE TERMITES INDIGESTION | 45 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T DROP OUT OF SCHOOL ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ON THE THIRD FLOOR | 46 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T PLAY IN THE STREET YOU MIGHT GET THAT RUN DOWN FEELING | 47 | 1.00 | |
| WATCH YOUR WEIGHT OR YOU'LL HAVE MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK | 48 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A BIG STIR BUILD YOURSELF A PRISON | 49 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T SPREAD RUMORS AT THE LAUNDROMAT UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO COME CLEAN | 50 | 1.00 | |
| WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE ARE RELATIVES | 51 | 1.00 | |
| DON'T KISS YOUR GIRL WHILE SHE'S BRUSHING HER TEETH YOU'LL GET A PASTE IN YOUR MOUTH | 52 | 1.00 | |
| CROSS THE STREET WITH THE LIGHT IF YOU CAN RIP IT OUT OF THE PAVEMENT | 53 | 1.00 | |
| EXERCISE KEEPS THE GERMS AWAY IF YOU CAN GET THEM TO DO PUSHUPS YOU'RE IN | 54 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU GET TIED UP ON THE PHONE GET SOMEONE TO CUT YOU LOOSE | 55 | 1.00 | |
| PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD INVITE SOPHIA LOREN OVER THE WEEK-END | 56 | 1.00 | |
| HE WHO LAUGHS LAST USUALLY SITS IN THE LAST ROW IN THE BALCONY | 57 | 1.00 | |
| HERE'S A SURE WAY TO KEEP YOUR BILLS DOWN USE A HEAVIER PAPERWEIGHT | 58 | 1.00 | |
| HE WHO HESITATES GETS BUMPED FROM THE REAR | 59 | 1.00 | |
| GIRLS WHO EAT SWEETS TAKE UP TWO SEATS | 60 | 1.00 | |
| MANY A TRUE WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN THROUGH FALSE TEETH | 61 | 1.00 | |
| IF YOU TRY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER SOMEONE'S EYES DON'T USE THE WRONG YARN | 62 | 1.00 | |
| MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST IF A LION BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE TURN UP YOUR RECORD PLAYER | 63 | 1.00 | |
| DONÆT TALK ABOUT CAROUSELS YOU KNOW HOW THOSE THINGS GET AROUND | 64 | 1.00 | |
| EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE AND YOU WON'T HAVE RED IN THE WHITES OF YOUR EYES | 65 | 1.00 | |
| IT'S EASY TO GET KIDS TO LOOK UP TO YOU JUST WALK IN AND TURN OFF THE TV SET | 66 | 1.00 |
Divisor: 66.00
